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www.javabeanz.com') & //Newspaper and toys document.write('

Newspaper and some toys?
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SeattleTimes') & document.write('
CNN
') & document.write('BBC
') & // different beat document.write('
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') & document.write('Fark.com
') & document.write('Abby-Normal News
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') & document.write('The Toque - News Canadian style
') & // wierder still document.write('
L.E.M.U.R
') & document.write('WeirdLinks
') else if (hours==12) //MESSAGE FOR NOON document.write('
Lunch Time!
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Fun and Odd Games
Abnormally Fun Games') & document.write('
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Check these monkeys out!
Primate Programming') & document.write('

ExplodingCigar.com')& document.write('
') else if (hours>=13&&hours<=16) //MESSAGE FOR AFTERNOON (1pm-4pm) document.write('
Afternoon Picks')& // left side document.write('
Off onto the left side
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Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs')& document.write('
Unconventional Airsoft.com')& document.write('
Police Humor!')& document.write('
Prison Name Generator')& document.write('
Stick Figure Warning Man')& // really strange document.write('

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News Center
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Sing a Song?
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More Coffe?
Ready for some more Coffee?')& // mini pic document.write('

Take a Ride...')& document.write('
') else if (hours>=17&&hours<=19) //MESSAGE FOR EVENING (5pm-8pm) document.write('
Good evening!') & // movies & entertainment document.write('
Movies and Entertainment?
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iFilms.com') & document.write('
Exploding Cigar') & document.write('
Urinal Game') & document.write('
SchmukHunt') & document.write('
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Mini World Games') & // interesting reads document.write('

Interesting reads:
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Astronomy Pic Archive') & document.write('
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Something to Ponder ') & document.write('
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  WebAttack FreeWare') & document.write('
  Steganography') & document.write('
Cryptozoology
') & document.write('

ExplodingCigar.com') & document.write('
') else if (hours>=20&&hours<=23) //MESSAGE FOR NIGHT (9pm-11pm) document.write('
ahh.. nothin on tv? ') & // Articles document.write('
Articles, News and Such
  The Ultimate Remote Control') & document.write('
  This Is Your Brain on Digits')& // strange and humorus document.write('

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  Stick Figure Warning Man') & document.write('
  Stick People & Co') & document.write('
  boohbah.com') & document.write('
  Coming Soon - Games') & // 3 Star Sites document.write('

3Star ratings:
  Send some Virtual Crack!') & document.write('
  PERPETUAL BUBBLEWRAP!') & document.write('
  snapbubbles.com') & document.write('
  www.boredshitless.com') & document.write('
  A Little More to the Right') & document.write('
  Fruit Game') & document.write('
  Lyricsfreak.com') & document.write('
  ::Quoteland.com::') & // change of pace document.write('

Change of Pace:
Do It Yourself Numerology') & document.write('
  Mind Reader') & document.write('
  Salem Tarot') & document.write('
  Zodiacal 2003 Moon Calander') & document.write('
  2003 Ephemeris') & document.write('

ExplodingCigar.com')& document.write('
') else if (hours>=0&&hours<=4) //MESSAGE FOR LATE NIGHT, EARLY MORNING (12pm-4am) document.write('
Did You Know?!')& document.write('
Cool Slang Site
::Word.Com::') & // Humorus stuff document.write('

Humorus stuff
Stick People & Co') & document.write('
Joe Cartoon') & document.write('
FlashArcade') & document.write('
Candystand') & document.write('
PopCap') & document.write('
Shockwave Arcade') & document.write('
The smallest website') & document.write('
Urinal Game') & // secret spy stuff document.write('

Secret Spy StuffWebAttack Internet Tools') & document.write('
WebAttack FreeWare') & document.write('

Something to Ponder
Steganography') & document.write('

ExplodingCigar.com') & document.write('
')